Summer has not been kind to concert tours.
"I didn't have any outside distractions, confusions, or opinions."
Let us take a moment of silence to remember the time Bieber went to an STD clinic.
Before there was Gaga, there was Faithfull and Elton. And Grace and Cher.
“I wanna see you but you’re not home/I’m sorry I lost your favorite T-shirt/I’ll buy you a new one/a better one.”
Here's the first sample off the "Simon Says" rapper's third solo album.
"At the end of the day, I'll end up selling my house."
Whereas the Internet's "over," newspapers are apparently just kickin'.
So, a straight man's fantasy.
It's in black and white, so we are denied Zooey's beautiful blue eyeballs.
Why a legendary column, now gone quiet, still matters. (Hint: lines like "Mick Jagger should fold up his penis and go home.")
It almost sounds like he's covering Cher.
Plus: more music from Linkin Park on the way!