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Addressing revelers on the balcony, the Franz Ferdinand singer's voice took on the tone of an angry schoolmarm: 'The Fire Department wants to shut the party down.'
Apart from the fingernails-down-a-chalkboard lead single, "Everybody Nose," it's actually pretty great.
Until a song displaces "Umbrella" from the top of our iTunes most-played list, we'll be judging the contenders for this year's Song of the Summer.
The indie actress is felled by a viral infection, Salman Rushdie would vote for Barack Obama, and writer Peter Davis cares too much about a socialite contest. All that and the rest of the gossip from New York's tabloids today.
Plus: John Mayer is trapped in an infinite loop, and David Schwimmer is Ross.
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