Ones that aren't sleeping together, we mean.

A census worker is found hanged with the word "fed" scrawled across his chest.

The South Carolina congressman is regretting his "You Lie!" outburst this morning.

And Jennifer Aniston is suspected of getting a boob jab.

Cynthia Nixon, thankfully, remains unharmed.

He'll give his health-care speech before a joint session of Congress. Guy seems serious.

"I amuse myself a lot by thinking what would happen if I said, 'Do you realize what an idiotic question that is?'"

It might "open up to contrary views that are not necessary at this time to be expressed in association with a resolution whose purpose is quite different."

That's comforting.

Also, the White House staff doesn't earn that much, but their quality of life probably isn't too shabby.

Note to self: When you have a book to promote, pick the easiest target on the other side, pretend to be really indignant, and go to town.

She knew, but she didn't Officially Know. Important distinction!

As in, nobody wants to even talk about it.

This was inevitable.

What, you don't want your toddler to learn Latin?

Originally: very. Now: still very.

How the paradigm of politics between New York's power people here and in Washington has changed.

Can the power of alcohol finally bring everyone together on this stimulus business? Probably not.