This is something we would read.
Supermodel speaks for the first time about the incident, after driver apologizes earlier in the day.
"She wants to control everyone all the time."
But the driver, who now has a black eye, won't press charges.
What she did after that is hilarious.
And Oprah will auction off pieces from her closet on eBay.
Naomi Campbell, Stella McCartney, and Kate Moss also attended.
The photographers ignored Naomi Campbell for a whole minute in the commotion.
Also, special Ugg cleaning services are all the rage uptown.
Naomi Campbell brought her besties for a star-studded charity event and tribute to Alexander McQueen. See video.
The designers will model in Naomi Campbell's fashion show.
Also, Beyoncé wore an interesting outfit on her latest video shoot.
That means kissing.
If you have a ticket! She's selling them on Ticketmaster.
But they're all still quite thin.
She didn't have enough time, so she never signed a contract to be a judge on the show.
Also, a new exotic-skin handbag store hawking $62,000 alligator bags opens on Madison Avenue today.
It's about time!
This feels right.