Madonna Hires Gwyneth As Her New Decorator
Because now Gwyneth does everything that previously required the handling of experts.
Skip to content, or skip to search.
Skip to content, or skip to search.
Because now Gwyneth does everything that previously required the handling of experts.
The actor gets carded after biking up to a meatpacking district hot spot. That, and the rest of today's gossip.
Plus, 'Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters'!
Also, Britney Spears's weave came out at a recent concert.
We're all for noble undertakings like this one.
This is the grossest thing since Scarlett Johansson and Benicio Del Toro.
Hilary Alexander writes that the ladies either looked like fairy princesses or witches.
Which makes us feel, like, zero percent bad for her, because even people with alien-goddess faces need to deal with schlubs sometimes.
Relationship that never really made sense comes to an end.
Now that it's all said and done (and we've had some serious naps), we can take a look back at the highlights of a Very Special Week.
Agyness Deyn landed the No. 1 spot, followed by Gwyneth Paltrow and Sarah Jessica Parker.
No, not in the Damian Hirst sense, though that would be amazing: The art-loving SAC Capital Management CEO could have some problems with the SEC if he's not careful. Plus! An ex–Bear CEO jumps ship at JPMorgan, Natalie Portman's apartment goes on the block, and Condé Nast has a green issue, in our daily rundown of industry news.
tiger woods, health carnage, tiger catches tail, barack obama, congress, senate, joe lieberman, the most important people in the world, ink-stained wretches, david paterson, goldman sachs, harry reid, health care, kate hudson, wall street, jude law, neighborhood news, sienna miller, woods hole, aig, ben nelson, citigroup, courtney love, crime, intel, jerks, mayor bloomberg, public option, the greatest depression, white men with money, a-rod, america's sweetheart, andrew cuomo, ballsy crime, ben bernanke