"Let's show this prehistoric b-tch how we do things downtown!"
A muskrat joins the hipster houseboats.
Apparently, it's worse than ever out on 14th Street.
A Gowanus houseboat is the new Williamsburg loft.
Go up and talk to him, of course.
She reportedly spent at least $48 million on her new home.
"I spent several hours savoring the memory of a kiss."
Finally, someone in Manhattan riding the rails the old-fashioned way.
John Slattery's going to be so pissed.
"This is what I want to do. This is what I am."
A new study has some uplifting, and depressing, results.
Hipsters always be hatin'.
Introducing the MLB Fan Cave.