This is the best hoax you could come up with?
Except for when he's in the meatpacking district.
This is how he spent his weekend.
A breakdown of an online argument between two titans.
"It feels like being stood up by someone who was one of your very favorite people, to find out they blew you off to hang out with people that are fancier and prettier and richer or something."
When will our politicians court the nerd vote?