Let Ashley Olsen Be a Little Girl and Lick Her Fingers
She's getting flack for not washing her hands after the movies, but maybe she likes to lick the butter taste like us! Related: We wish we could've soothed the Cuddle Guv's stage fright. In the I'm-Fried Day gossip roundup.
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