Dreams come true!
Did she emerge from the womb in funky specs and a vintage-print swaddler, or was it a gradual process?
Join the club, Jeanne.
Schmidt dates a Russian model and gets a broken penis. We've all been there.
He sent it to us himself.
New Girl does Very Special Episodes so well.
It's called — what else? — Cut the Schmidt.
New Girl's True American is fun. But is it as fun as It's Always Sunny's Chardee MacDennis?
Even by New Girl’s shouty standards, last night contained a lot of yelling.
"Look at them! They don’t know what Saved by the Bell is and they’ve never felt pain."
For handy reference.
Watch and learn. Or maybe just watch.
Plus, The Good Wife needs to move an hour later, and we have the perfect lead-in in mind.
“I got fat because I used to eat Concord grape jelly from the jar using a candy bar as a fork.”
"I come from the place of thinking, 'Whatever works for people' — and if you haven’t been exposed to anything else, you really don’t know better."