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New Mexico

  1. Gary Johnson, Professional Spoiler, Jumps Into New Mexico’s Senate RateThe election was thought to be in the bag for the Democratic incumbent, Senator Martin Heinrich, but the Libertarian’s entry could make waves.
  2. Kids in Desert Compound Were Trained to Commit School ShootingsProsecutors say Siraj Ibn Wahhaj was training kids to kill at a squalid outpost in the New Mexico desert.
  3. 2018 midterms
    Deb Haaland Will Likely Be the Country’s First Ever Native CongresswomanShe supports universal health care, abortion access, and defunding ICE.
  4. the chain gang
    McDonald’s Billboard Near Colorado Border Makes Solid Marijuana JokeA billboard advertising breakfast burritos jokes, “Usually when you roll something this good, it’s illegal!”
  5. procrastination nation
    George R.R. Martin Corrects ‘Bulls**t’ Reports He’s Opening a Film StudioJust like you, Mr. Martin procrastinates in inventive ways.
  6. art du jour
    Shia LaBeouf’s Anti-Trump Installation Shut Down Following Reported Gunshots“The safety of everybody participating in our project is paramount.”
  7. Gary Johnson Takes His #NeverTrump Pitch to Times SquarePeople see the light, sooner or later. I have faith in the American public.”
  8. crime
    Man Suspected of Killing His Wife and 4 DaughtersHe fled to Mexico.
  9. Protesters at New Mexico Trump Rally Throw Rocks, Bottles at PoliceAt least one arrest was made.
  10. Sext Away, Teens of New Mexico!Now that Snapchat won’t get you busted as a sex offender.
  11. Milk Duds
    The Dairy Industry Is Reeling After a Freak Blizzard Killed 35,000 CowsFarmers say it could take up to a year to bounce back.
  12. Lawsuits
    A Denny’s Waitress Allegedly Refused to Serve a Table of Gay andYet the restaurant’s staff claims they were the ones who were provoked.
  13. Two Kids Hurt in New Mexico Middle-School Shooting [Updated]A suspect is in custody.
  14. New Mexico Becomes the 16th State to Legalize Gay MarriageThis is happening a lot these days. 
  15. High-School Teacher Echoes Kelly on Black SantaDon’t you know Santa Clause is white? Why are you wearing that?”
  16. This Is Your Daylight Savings Time Reminder We’re springing forward tonight.
  17. Bill Would Treat Abortion As Evidence-TamperingThe bill would make it a felony to get an abortion if you’ve been raped, because of “tampering with evidence.”
  18. breaking bad
    One Couple Filmed Their Breaking Bad–Themed Trip to AlbuquerqueMeet your Breaking Bad tour guides.
  19. Man Posing as Cop Pulls Over Actual (Undercover) CopWas already wanted for missed court date.
  20. Another Weiner/Wiener Politician Is in Trouble for a Sexual ThingOkay, Weiners/Wieners, that’s enough.
  21. Mediavore
    It’s a Nice Day for a White Castle Wedding; Subway Opens in Union StationA couple ties the knot at a burger chain, while the sandwich franchise opens its 600th L.A. store.
  22. Senator Jeff Bingaman, New Mexico Democrat, Won’t Run for ReelectionThe Democratic Party’s hold on the Senate gets weaker.
  23. Arizona Sheriff With a Fondness for Racial Profiling: ‘I’m a Poster Boy on This Issue.’Anti-immigrant rhetoric is a vote-getter.
  24. Bill Richardson Has Some Ideas About What Obama Needs in a Running MateThe New Mexico governor thinks that the key to the election is the Southwest Hispanic vote. Hmmm.