Tom Cruise: Crazy Like a Fugging Fox?
The sky didn't fall, even when it opened. The VMAs landed smack in the middle of Fashion Week and threatened to rain on our stargazing parade, but in the end — after all the wailing, teeth-gnashing, and prophesies of doom — neither an awful awards show nor an actual deluge could spoil the celebrity turnout in the front rows. It's enough to make our Grinchy hearts grow three sizes. Or at least keep us smiling through the pain of our considerable blisters. Without further ado, here's a look at a few of the highlights:
Ann Coulter Lives an Empty Life of Quiet Desperation (Her Words)
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Let’s Talk About the Ending of Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Matt Damon Is Sharing All His Bad Opinions on Sexual Misconduct: ‘Well, We Can Work With That’
Supermodels Agree: Spaghetti Is a Hot Trend
Sean Spicer Has Weighed in on the Omarosa White House Drama
The 10 Horniest Things in Star Wars: The Last Jedi
In Defense of Hayden Christensen’s Performance in the Star Wars Prequels
The Worst Rim-Job Story Ever
The Last Jedi Is the Most Populist Star Wars Movie Yet