A Pap smear conspiracy?
What, your vagina can't operate a firearm?
Aflac? State Farm? Anyone?
She could still sing about Kennedys.
Is this real life?
An abundance of tweets but not enough witnesses.
First weeks are tough.
Better luck next month.
Meet Tom and Ben.
Final answer: Exhaustion.
Internet legend has it she's going to model or design for them.
"Build a new ozone."
To be fair, their way sounds like more fun.