"One member of our crew on the show is trying to get me to make him a large wooden dildo, complete with balls."
It would "probably have some antlers incorporated into it."
This movie made so much money it's sure to inspire new red-carpet looks.
No offense to Will Ferrell, but we would like Nick Offerman to wear that robe all the time, please.
Good to see Nick Offerman's getting work.
And, what, Leslie Knope is Wonder Woman? (Actually, yeah, that would make sense.)
Ah, young love. Young, funny love.
Chris Pratt swallows swords. Hehe.
More tiny hats, please.
Nick Offerman rates the cats who look like Ron Swanson! We rate Drake's many sweaters! All this, a grading of best movie performance by a toilet, and more!
At 1:47, Ron Swanson himself wears nothing but "alpaca underwear" as part of NBC's The More You Know initiative to get you to go green.
"If they are being hilarious and everyone loves them, you can think, 'Oh, God, barf.'"
Plus, Chris Elliott tells Letterman about getting ambushed by Jay Leno, on our regular late-night roundup.