A complete botch.
Would you say this do is more Con Air or The Sorcerer's Apprentice?
Weird hairdos and incomprehensible accents: check.
Can’t Liam Neeson just be in all of these roles?
About a congressman caught in a sex scandal.
And a cowboy hat and a cane (or scepter).
He delivers a sturdy, soulful performance in Joe. But he doesn't need roles like that.
This isn't Cage's usual paycheck action role.
Nic Cage in a real, grown-up movie again!
"If you're in the desert and you're dying of thirst, are you going to drink a glass of blood or you going to drink a glass a water?"
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"You have to embrace the fact that Nicolas Cage is a pretty good actor," says Dan Harmon.