Mull that one over.
Stolen was stolen from Taken.
High School Musical be damned!
And the Razzie goes to ...
Aaron Johnson, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, and Chloë Moretz reportedly nearing deals.
He's not up to his usual apoplexy, but next to the somnambulant Jones, anyone would seem like they were.
It's a heist movie about the time his best comic book got stolen.
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Get this: Nic Cage plays a vigilante out for justice!
Picture it: Nicolas Cage walks into a room, wearing Uggs and singing that terrible song from Spider-Man...
Which is set to star Steve Carell, Jack Black, and Nicolas Cage.
There's no such thing as a free revenge murder.
You can almost hear him saying "Sookie."
"I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed."