The rest of us should just give up on life.
We invited Herzog over to the office to talk about our exclusive clip of Nicolas Cage's drug-induced lizard vision.
Sadly, probably not. But that's not stopping the producers from offering up some of their dream pairings.
Plus: Kristen Stewart exactly like Jodie Foster.
Shrunken heads! Dinosaur skulls! 'Action Comics No. 1'!
Plus: Adam Sandler plays both Jack and Jill!
"I wasn't interested in just being a straight-up bad guy who was killing people willy-nilly."
But ultimately, they couldn't stop him from singing. And more celebrity trivia, in our daily gossip roundup.
How do you sell Nic Cage in a role that makes 'Leaving Las Vegas' seem squeaky-clean? You make it look like 'Training Day'!
Herzog spoke with Vulture about working with Nicolas Cage and why 'Bad Lieutenant' is no remake.
"I want to make movies that entertain whole families."
Nicolas Cage: "Everything I take's prescription — except for the heroin."
And you thought Mickey Rourke's drunk cockatoo was weird?
Plus: Nicolas Cage! Jenna Bush! Tia and Tamera Mowry!
Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr. will have a certain special subtext in the upcoming film.
The 'Real Housewife' reportedly hooked up with the hotelier in Miami.
Plus: Shaq vs. Michael Phelps.
Oh, Michael Bay.