While much of the country falls into the Great Depression of 2008, some individuals remain joyful.
Oh, no! Our local overpriced, elitist institutes of higher education are in a parlous state, say the Princeton Review and the press!
The left has triumphed over the right! The epic battle of the Greek socialites vs. the Miami fedora-wearing former psych patients has a winner! Rah! Or not.
Just as we suspected, everybody is still optimistic about David Paterson after all. Just shows you what a difference "not being a jerk" makes!