Insert tuition joke.
"I love egg yolks and I eat them all the time, I just don't like them cooked. Yuck. I like runny yolks."
About 500 girls have signed up to trade, uh, 'companionship' for money.
He said some awful things to his African subordinate.
He's taken a leave of absence to blog about post office closures.
According to some recent purchases by NYU, that might be the case.
Plus, Donald Glover talks about Kix, the hand job of cereals, in our regular late-night roundup.
Those were pretty harsh.
It is if your definition of "having fun" is "using drugs." Which ours isn't.
Ever wanted to try the Chick-fil-A at NYU? Turns out you don't need to be a student to do so.
The university president sees things differently from his Village neighbors.
A new building would be "highly destructive" to his landmarked Silver Towers.
Plus, Jon Hamm might have been a little drunk on 'The Late Late Show.'
The aspiring pop star and "Closet Bitch" discusses the pros and cons of having a billionaire father.
We take up the cause of the first person to submit a Common App this year.
After three decades, a Village institution is in danger.
His lawyer finds a way to blame this on NYU.