And pinky and index fingers, too.
Also, "How to Look Skinny in Sweaters."
"Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama!"
Maybe old, rich white men won't buy this election after all.
Cameron Diaz, not so much.
Plus, Beyoncé wore red to host Obama.
Plus, the Daily interviewed a cigarette.
Must she do everything herself?
Mitt gets ahead of the facts to attack Obama.
Obama's smells like citrus, for lack of a better pun.
Those foreigners took yer jobs, and Mitt helped them!
The truth about Mitt's wealth is finally trickling out.
It's come to include some proud profile exhibitionism.
Sasha and Malia should've tried to join the Romney Olympics.