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Oh America!

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    Ed Sheeran Was So British at T. Swift’s Fourth of July PartyHe refuses to acknowledge who won the Revolutionary War.
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    Duck Dynasty Is Being Turned Into a MusicalAnd some Broadway producers aren’t happy about it.
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    Duck Dynasty’s Robertson Family Defends PatriarchAs you might have expected, ducks fly together.
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    Many Americans Don’t Agree With ‘Declaration’Thirteen percent don’t think that “governments derive their only just powers from the consent of the governed.”
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    White Coke Cans Befuddle the American ConsumerCoke is changing them back, because we are dumb.
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    Americans Still Only Vaguely Understand July 4Only 58 percent can identify 1776 as America’s year of independence.
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    Things That Must Make President Obama Want to Just Give Up on AmericaAmericans have no idea who they’re supposed to hate for TARP.
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    A Quarter of Americans Have No Idea What We’re Celebrating This WeekendThey think we gained independence from France, or China.
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    Majority of Americans Can’t Name a Supreme Court JusticeOnly 15 percent remember that lady, Sonia something.
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    The Coffee Party Is Like a Calmer, More Cooperative, More Boring Tea PartyPeople who want government to work for us, now! Please!