"Toronto needs Doug Ford as Mayor."
The tumor that caused him to drop out of the mayor's race is malignant.
He's only down three points in a new poll.
In 12 gentle minutes.
The Toronto mayor returned to office after two months in rehab.
The crack mayor is coming home from rehab but his keys don't work anymore.
Yet another recording emerges.
At a certain point it's just sad.
"I got into major shit for talking to you, so I can't talk to you," he said.
This is what they call rock bottom.
"I don't want it involving alcohol because it know it will get spun."
Their unofficial mascot wouldn't let them down.
Not Justin Bieber!
A true tuxedo is "the apex of civilized, urbane" formalwear, after all.