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  1. Woman Arrested After Calling in Phony Bomb Threat to Find PurseShe figured police would get there quicker if they thought there was a bomb there.”
  2. Enormous Burglar Known As ‘Tree Top’He’s accused of committing 16 robberies on Long Island, despite being so easy to spot.
  3. Drunk Woman With Stolen Snake Around Her Neck Crashes Into Long Island FirehouseThe snake is fine.
  4. Long Island Pilot Makes the Same Emergency Landing Twice in 8 Days It would probably be best for everyone if he didn’t try this a third time.
  5. Huge Naked Woman Statue Scandalizing Rich PeopleIt’s out of character with the neighborhood,” says the village mayor.
  6. L.I. Senior Citizens Have Serious Softball BeefI never threatened him with a bat … He has osteoporosis.”
  7. Long Island School Bus Driver Accused of Selling Heroin Between TripsBusy lady.
  8. Long Island Teens Thought Confederate Flag, Blackface Were Somehow AcceptableFour students at a Catholic high school have been expelled.
  9. Mailman Sold Some Weed on the SideLong Island postal worker busted while at work.
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    Long Island Nursing Home Says Residents Requested a Stripper“They welcomed it, and it looks like they had a good time,” said the facility’s lawyer.
  11. Long Island Nursing Home Sued for Showing Residents Too Good a TimeWith male strippers.
  12. Dangerous Counterfeit Chapstick Ring BustedBe careful out there, folks.
  13. Suffolk Legislator Has Perfect Bike-Safety Solution: Don’t Ride ThemPerfect does not mean appropriate.
  14. N.Y. Summer Reading List Has More Than 30 TyposIs our children learning?
  15. The Hot-Dog Hooker Is Up to Her Old TricksCatherine Scalia was arrested Friday on Long Island.
  16. Long Island Mom Spends Too Much Time Driving Kids on BB Gun Shooting SpreesAny amount is too much, really.
  17. Grown Man Admits to Playing With Laser PointerA 33-year-old has confessed to shining his light toy at two aircraft.