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  1. Tim Pawlenty ‘Didn’t Expect’ the Vice-Presidential Nomination, AnywaySo he’s not disappointed.
  2. Tim Pawlenty’s Caucus Day DiaryT-Paw’s dark night of the soul.
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    Fox News Rejected Tim PawlentyDefinitely not because he’s boring though!
  4. Tim Pawlenty’s Hopeless Quest for the VP Slot CommencesHe endorsed Mitt Romney this morning.
  5. Tim Pawlenty Is Looking for a New JobYou and 13.9 million other Americans, Tim.
  6. Tim Pawlenty and a Recent History of the First Candidates to Drop OutThe first dropouts can still go on to great things.
  7. Tim Pawlenty Is Managing Expectations for Tonight’s GOP DebateHis goals are our goals.
  8. Vanilla Thrilla: Ranking Tim Pawlenty’s Attempts at Going NegativeWe pull no punches.
  9. Tim Pawlenty Might Need a Miracle, But ABC Won’t Let Him Use Their Footage of OneIf a guy from Minnesota can’t make hockey references, what does he have left?
  10. Tim Pawlenty’s Edgy ‘Political Heroes’ ListWinston Churchill, Ronald Reagan, Abraham Lincoln, Jesus Christ.
  11. How Much of the Minnesota Government Shutdown Is Tim Pawlenty’s Fault?T-Paw’s budget slight-of-hand: not so magical?
  12. Even Tim Pawlenty Can’t Remember Tim Pawlenty’s Campaign AppearancesHe claims he just started campaigning “in earnest” in Iowa.
  13. Today in Tim Pawlenty Trying to Not Be BoringHe kind of likes Lady Gaga a little.
  14. A Huckabee Signs Up With the Pawlenty CampaignNot Mike. Mike’s daughter.
  15. Tim Pawlenty Seems to Enjoy Being GlitteredIt’s the second glittering of the campaign season.
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    Pawlenty Back to Slamming RomneyCare Now That Romney Isn’t Standing Near HimBig man.
  17. Tim Pawlenty’s Campaign Is Already Dead, Hometown Paper ImpliesA story about his official announcement ran on the obituary page.
  18. Tim Pawlenty Making It Official on MondayWill he mention that he grew up in a “meatpacking town”? Probably.
  19. Tim Pawlenty Insists ‘I’m Running for President’ Doesn’t Mean He’s Running for PresidentWhoops.
  20. Pawlenty Staffer Tries Innovative New Approach to Winning Over VotersGetting drunk and trying to break into their homes at 3 a.m.
  21. Tim Pawlenty Reality CheckHow can he be the front-runner if he’s barely getting any support?
  22. Guy Obviously Running for President to Announce He’s Running for PresidentTim Pawlenty is forming an exploratory committee.
  23. Did the Times Drop Tim Pawlenty’s G for Him?It all speaks to folksiness and phoniness.
  24. Tim Pawlenty Thinks It’s Time to Bring Back DADTMaybe he’s just trying to not be boring by taking really unpopular positions.