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Old People

  1. old people
    The 2020 Election Will Take Place on Two Different InternetsTrump spending a lot of money to activate Facebook boomers while young people have been abandoning the platform almost entirely.
  2. sex
    How Sex Can Get Better As You Get Older“Sexual wisdom” is the key.
  3. Be Afraid, Teens: Your Parents Are Going to Be on Snapchat SoonThe olds are on their way.
  4. Watch Adam Conover Explain at a Marketing Conference Why Millennials Don’t […]Adam Conover has found a lot of success tearing apart our preconceived notions about things like engagement rings, hymens, and salary […]
  5. goodbyes
    Today’s Willard Scott Set to RetireAfter 65 years at NBC.
  6. New Poll Finds That 10-Year-Olds Think Your Life Is Basically Over at 46On the other hand, United Healthcare also found that 100 year-olds felt healthiest at age 46.
  7. Old People: Still Having SexIn case you were curious. 
  8. aging
    It Takes 65 Years for You to Be Into Your BodThe age of primo body confidence. 
  9. people who are older than you
    The Oldest Man in the World Died in New York City This TimeAfter a brief stint on top.
  10. cable news news
    Most People Who Watch Bill O’Reilly Are Rapidly Approaching DeathThe median age of Factor viewers has reached a new high: 72.1.
  11. people who are older than you
    Life Advice From the Oldest Man in the WorldMore tips for living a ridiculously long time, from a New Yorker.
  12. lawsuits
    Long Island Nursing Home Sued for Showing Residents Too Good a TimeWith male strippers.
  13. old people
    Study: Actresses Get Less Valuable After Age 34This research on gender, age, income, and Hollywood is a bummer.
  14. spin-offs
    CBS Is Doing Another NCIS Spinoff Because If It Ain’t Broke …Well, you know how it goes.
  15. crimes and misdemeanors
    Connecticut Woman Arrested for Keying Six Cars, But the Crazy Part Is …… she’s 73 years old. 
  16. the racie for gracie
    Anthony Weiner Forced to Defend ‘Grandpa’ ComebackHe can’t catch a break.
  17. action movies
    On the Rise of the Geri-Action MovieThis weekend’s Red 2 is just the latest example of Hollywood’s new niche for actors entering their golden years.
  18. twilight
    Old People Watch Twilight, React AccordinglyGood question: Where is “all the blood”?
  19. gangnam style
    So, What Do Old People Think of ‘Gangnam Style’?“It’s a little much.”
  20. Meet Kwayzar the Seer, ‘The World’s Oldest Cyber Rapper’Horny goat weed, y’all!
  21. Stephen Colbert Tours the Intrepid and Hangs with an Old Dude and a […] The Colbert Report Get More: Colbert Report Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,Video Archive Can we all just agree that […]
  22. Kevin Kline Rounds Out the Cast of Old People Hanging out in Las Vegas […]Kevin Kline beat out many other old actors to secure the fourth lead in Last Vegas, the film that’s best described as the Hangover with old […]
  23. old people
    Repeal Dodd-Frank? Clown Question, Bro.Seriously, this has to stop.
  24. samuel l. jackson
    Watch a Grandma Read Samuel L. Jackson’s Tweets“Happy New Year, mahfahkkaz!”
  25. 50 shades of grey
    Watch Three Elderly Sisters Read From Fifty Shades of GreyDon’t tell Nana!
  26. Kristen Wiig and Ben Stiller Make Damn Adorable Old FolksMan, celebrities look way different without makeup on. Just kidding, this  is the opposite of no makeup, it’s tons of makeup. This and the […]
  27. blog-stained wretches
    New York Times Launching Blog Just for Baby BoomersFinally.
  28. old people
    Wall Street Journal Prints a Helpful Guide to Basic American Slang“What’s Up?/Wassup?”
  29. it's science
    Study Finds That Old People Smell … AmazingWell played, science.
  30. Nightlife
    Shuffleboard Bar Coming Soon to GowanusOld-people-themed fun!
  31. star wars
    Meet ‘Jedi Grandma’Luke, I am your nana.
  32. Bloomberg Refers to Skype as ‘Snipe’ During Senior-Center VisitSilly Bloomie!
  33. old people
    Ed Koch Replies to All His E-mails in LonghandThe elderly + technology. It never gets old.
  34. viral videos
    Watch a Senior-Citizen Flash Mob at TargetDo they know it’s Christmas? Sure. Do they know what a Glee mash-up is? DOUBT IT.
  35. dubstep
    Watch Someone’s Grandpa Listen in Astonishment to SkrillexMuch like many year-end lists, Grandpa Al hates Skrillex, tolerates Foster the People.
  36. Marketing Gimmicks
    Mamma Mia! Italian Michelin-Starred Chef Slinging Burgers for McDonald’s!Gualtiero Marchesi knows where the kids eat these days.
  37. royal robots
    Britain’s Prince Philip: Still a Jerk, After 90 Years“Do you still throw spears at each other?”
  38. early and often
    Republicans Owe Yesterday’s Victories to Old People, Even More Than UsualThis might not be a good thing.
  39. old people
    The Pastimes of New York’s Very, Very Old PeopleWhat you do when you’re 111 years old.
  40. old people
    Japan Has Somehow Misplaced Most of Its Extremely Old PeopleMany people who were supposed to be really old are either missing or died a long time ago.
  41. stupid crime of the day
    Septuagenarian With Cane, Oxygen Tank Robs StoreAnd that’s not the best part of this story.
  42. travesties
    New Jersey Denies Old People Fun New PastimeAsbury Park won’t go topless after all.
  43. american idol
    What’s With the Old Bands on the Idol Finales?The Bee Gees? Alice Cooper? Hall & Oates? All over 60 years old.
  44. stupid crime of the day
    93-Year-Old Mobster Busted for Shaking Down Strip JointsAlso, the oldest woman in the world died.
  45. tv
    See a Preview of Sunset Daze, a Jersey Shore for the ElderlyBecause old people can be slutty, drunk, and ridiculous, too.
  46. old crime
    Inspired by Nigerian Scam Artists, Grandma Turns to Life of CrimeIs Nigerian Syndrome the new Stockholm Syndrome?
  47. aaaaaah!
    Ridiculously, Unfathomably Old Woman Is DiscoveredThis spry 130-year-old would easily be the oldest person ever recorded.
  48. music
    Meet D.J. Ruth Flowers, the 69-Year-Old Party StarterShe’s tearing up the Paris nightclub scene, and she is incredible.
  49. slouching toward immortality
    Mayor Succeeding in Diabolical Plan to Make Us All Live LongerHooray.
  50. forgotten bands of the nineties
    If Björk Is Nearby, No One Will Notice You Are Peeing in PublicThat is a thing Craig Wedren, of the seminal D.C. band Shudder to Think, learned while touring New York in the nineties.
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