Luke, I am your nana.
The elderly + technology. It never gets old.
Do they know it's Christmas? Sure. Do they know what a Glee mash-up is? DOUBT IT.
Much like many year-end lists, Grandpa Al hates Skrillex, tolerates Foster the People.
"Do you still throw spears at each other?"
This might not be a good thing.
Many people who were supposed to be really old are either missing or died a long time ago.
And that's not the best part of this story.
The Bee Gees? Alice Cooper? Hall & Oates? All over 60 years old.
Also, the oldest woman in the world died.
Because old people can be slutty, drunk, and ridiculous, too.
Is Nigerian Syndrome the new Stockholm Syndrome?
This spry 130-year-old would easily be the oldest person ever recorded.
She's tearing up the Paris nightclub scene, and she is incredible.
That is a thing Craig Wedren, of the seminal D.C. band Shudder to Think, learned while touring New York in the nineties.