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Olive Garden

  1. reopening
    Indoor Dining at the Times Square Olive Garden“Social Distancing Is Temporary, But Family Is Forever.”
  2. olive garden
    Olive Garden Confirms Downfall of America With ‘Lifetime Pasta Pass’“Olive Garden has always been known for Italian Generosity.”
  3. the chain gang
    Olive Garden Will Sell You a Year of All-You-Can-Eat Pasta for $300A good price for death by Alfredo sauce.
  4. rehabbin’
    Meanwhile, Harvey Weinstein Is at Olive Garden Planning a Documentary… About the opioid crisis.
  5. the chain gang
    Olive Garden, Bent on Overfeeding America, Unveils Meatball-Stuffed ‘Pizza Bowl’It’s a giant pizza bread bowl filled with ten meatballs.
  6. the chain gang
    Olive Garden Unveils Pasta Nachos for the Super BowlThe chain’s newest dish to scandalize Italian-Americans.
  7. baby names
    Couple Loves Olive Garden So Much They’re Naming Their First Child After ItOlive Garton was too much — Olivia Garton, though, was just right.
  8. the chain gang
    Olive Garden Sold Americans 22,000 Pasta Passes in Less Than a SecondPresumably, half of them are headed to eBay.
  9. the chain gang
    Olive Garden’s Breadstick Magazine Isn’t Real — YetCould this innocent tweet be the future of publishing?
  10. tough question
    Viral Reddit Post Asks People to Justify Eating at the Times Square Olive GardenThe post is at 11,000 comments and counting.
  11. the chain gang
    Olive Garden’s Parent Company Warns It’s Testing Amazon Deliveries, TooWho’s strong enough to resist two-hour Prime breadsticks?
  12. they like each other’s personalities
    Selena Gomez and the Weeknd Had a Romantic Date at Olive GardenThat’s amore.
  13. the chain gang
    Olive Garden Says It’d Sure Be ‘Helpful’ If More Chains Went BankruptIndustry struggles have gotten so real that companies are now rooting against one another.
  14. This Year, Olive Garden Will Auction Off Its Own Damn Endless-Pasta PassesThe chain was not pleased when users resold them at a huge markup.
  15. end times
    Olive Garden Will Sell Tens of Thousands More Unlimited-Pasta Passes This YearThat’s ten times the number it inflicted on the country last year.
  16. The Chain Gang
    Olive Garden Stakes Its Future on ‘Spaghetti Pie’The decidedly not-Instagram-worthy noodle glop in a pie crust arrives this summer.
  17. Hell to Pay
    Moms Says Olive Garden’s Ads ‘Glorify Satan’They’re protesting the chain for sponsoring the “spiritually dangerous” show Lucifer.
  18. never ending pasta pass
    Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Had to Cut Olive Garden JokeRachel Bloom, hand in your never-ending-pasta pass!
  19. Gross
    Times Square on NYE Gets Even WorseDinner at Ruby Tuesday costs up to $1,699.
  20. The Chain Gang
    Olive Garden Is the Latest Restaurant to Boot an on-Duty CopThe officer was there with his family for a birthday lunch; the issue was his gun.
  21. Oof
    Because America Demanded It, Olive Garden’s Endless Pasta Pass Is BackAnd now, for $300, an entire family can load up on never-ending alfredo.
  22. The Chain Gang
    The Olive Garden Food Truck Managed to Offend an Entire Italian Community inThe chain’s roving breadstick mobile is paying the North End an unwelcome visit this weekend.
  23. The Chain Gang
    Olive Garden Moves Toward Becoming an All-Breadstick-Everything RestaurantGet ready for … breadstick crostini.
  24. nutrition
    Wait, How Did the Olive Garden Pasta Pass Guy Lose Weight?For one thing: Pasta isn’t as unhealthy as you probably believe it is. 
  25. The Chain Gang
    Those Activist Investors Have Finally Won Control of Olive Garden and ItsStarboard Value seized 12 of 12 board seats this morning.
  26. Gauntlets
    Some Brave Soul Vowed to Spend 49 Days Eating Nothing But Olive Garden PastaThis guy is like the Charles Lindbergh of rigatoni.
  27. The Chain Gang
    Now Olive Garden’s Employees Are Threatening to StrikeThey want executives and shareholders to know they have issues, too.
  28. Olive Garden Has Middle-Class ProblemsWhat to do if the middle class cannot afford to buy your fried lasagna, even if it wanted to.
  29. The Chain Gang
    Corporate Executives Defend Olive Garden’s Unlimited Breadsticks“The Outlook for the Future Is Bright.”
  30. Stirring the Pot
    Activist Olive Garden Investors Want to Kill Unlimited BreadsticksAll that dough on the table means less in their pockets.
  31. Once-in-a-Generation Deals
    There’s a Thriving Black Market for Olive Garden’s Never EndingHow much are you willing to spend in order to feel like a god?
  32. The Chain Gang
    The Instant Success of Olive Garden’s ‘All You Can Eat’ PastaThe Never Ending Pasta Passes have run out.
  33. For Sale
    Red Lobster Will Be Sold for a Mere $2.1 BillionPrice does not include cheddar biscuits.
  34. Food Safety
    Stomach Virus Linked to Bagged Salad at Olive Garden and Red LobsterMore bad news related to the cyclospora outbreak.
  35. Faith in Humanity
    Olive Garden (Maybe) Gives Family Free Meal After Girl Reveals,Breadsticks make everything better.
  36. Unlimited Breadsticks
    Octogenarian Food Critic Marilyn Hagerty Goes Back to Olive GardenBusy lady.
  37. We’re Full
    Restaurants Honor Gastric Bypass Restaurant ‘Discount Cards’Smaller portions, better prices.
  38. The Chain Gang
    A Tale of a Saturday Night at San Francisco’s Only Olive GardenDid you know there’s an Olive Garden in S.F.? There is!
  39. Social Media
    Making Sense of the Whole Marilyn Hagerty Olive Garden Review FiascoHow a newspaper reporter from North Dakota became the latest Internet sensation.
  40. Mediavore
    Open-Carry Advocates Meet-Up at Applebees Is Sure to Be a Real Blast; D.Plus: Ocean City rejects BYOB proposal; and organic pollutants make us fat, all in our morning news roundup.
  41. Mediavore
    Infant Diets Predict Future Taste for Salt; North Korean Food Aid DelayedKim Jong Il’s death might have derailed the resumption of U.S. donations.
  42. Mediavore
    Whitey Bulger’s Holiday Diet; Why Kids Grow Up to Love SaltPlus Olive Garden courts a foodie clientele and more, all in our morning news round-up.
  43. Mediavore
    Sam Nazarian Keeps Tabs on The Bazaar; Wine Finds An EdgeThe hospitality entrepreneur claims the restaurant makes $13.5 million every year.
  44. Mediavore
    Upstate PA Waitress Could be the State’s Most Efficient Thief; ‘Bitch’Plus: Get ready for trendy grilled cheese vegetable desserts in the New Year; and could too many free breadstick refills be the cause of Olive Garden’s financial woes, all in our morning news roundup.
  45. Health Concerns
    Did Michelle Obama Just Put an End to All-You-Can-Eat Breadsticks?Olive Garden and Red Lobster say they’ll make their food healthier.
  46. The Chain Gang
    One Olive Garden Was Maybe Serving All-You-Can-Eat HepatitisHealth officials are warning customers to get vaccinated.
  47. Mediavore
    Essex County Pins Economic Hopes on The Olive Garden; Coupon Fatigue Is RealPlus the taxing life of a socialite and more, all in our morning news round-up.
  48. Chain Gang
    Case Closed on the Mystery of the Tipsy ToddlersEmployees drinking on the job — out of sippy cups — creates a recipe for boozy mishaps.
  49. Nice Try
    Maybe She Should’ve Thrown in Some BreadsticksA woman attempted to trade takeout greens for cocaine.
  50. Oops
    Of Course Chili’s Is Serving Booze to Kids, TooAnd we totally called this.
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