And he's not playing himself.
She's wearing polka dots! On her face.
As the industry questions the designer's relevance, he shows them why they needn't bother.
"There aren’t that many people who I respect. There just aren’t."
He also explains how, at Marc Jacobs, he is the dad of the family and Marc is the mom.
He joked with reporters about it at a party last week.
"I don't find clothes sexy at all," he said at a talk last night.
He called Zoe a "crazy stylist."