Jennifer Aniston Adopts 33-Year-Old Boyfriend From Africa: The Onion Reports
Ngasi is "legally bound to love." Yay, Jen!
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‘Drew Barrymore’s New Tell-All Coloring Book Hits Shelves’: The Onion Reports
Learn Drew's secrets while also making a pretty picture.
The Onion Explores Hot New Relationship Guide Wake Up! He’s a Shape-shifter
"Every guy you date a dud? They may all be the same shapeshifter."
The Onion Asks: What If Lars von Trier Directed Denmark's Tourism Ads?
Let's all get on a plane!
Former Real-News Reader Driven to Deliver Fake News
"You watch the news today, and you don’t know what is real," says Bobbie Battista.
Brian Williams Is Secretly Addicted to The Onion
The NBC 'Nightly News' anchor is sure to read it every day before he goes on the air.
America Ready for Government to Start Lying Again
"What I want is for someone to tell me with a straight face that the GDP is through the roof so that I can feel better and instantly forget what all these terms even mean."
Our Admittedly Biased Knee-jerk Reaction to Three New Listings Sites
Introducing the Decider, Metaflavor, and Good Food Near You.
We Are Beginning to Be Suspicious of Oprah’s Recent Weight Gain
Is she just trying to sell magazines? Because it's working. Pass us the Little Debbies, please!
L’Asso’s Pizza Guide Throws Down: ‘F*** Fake-Italian Food!’
We get an early look at L’asso’s upcoming pizza bible.
The ‘Onion,’ CollegeHumor Cook Up Funny Videos
Domino's reveals the results of a “30-year study testing the limits of what human beings will eat."
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