Here’s How to Date Martha Stewart
Are you a 55- to 70-year-old who likes perfect cakes, media talk, and rap music?
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Are you a 55- to 70-year-old who likes perfect cakes, media talk, and rap music?
"I have to quit — but I dread the thought of reverting back to a bodega-based diet.”
Forget friends. Who else can we anonymously bang?
"Sick of girls who are just looking for douchebags, like my slut ex."
"You should message me if you don't take yourself too seriously"? How novel!
Obviously, the guy works in finance.
C'mon, haven't we all moved on to 'Parks and Rec'?
Kings of Leon, Arctic Monkeys, and Arcade Fire also draw dates.
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Sorry, girls who everyone agrees are cute.
Witness "the Holy Grail of Flirting."