We pretend to know! In pie-chart form!
The world waits for this gross photo we've all been hearing about.
So close, yet so far away.
This is just how we celebrate everything.
Conservative critics found reason to fault the president for an unequivocal military success. Imagine if the operation had failed.
Remember, the Colorado dude who went into Pakistan by himself to hunt down bin Laden?
He'll talk to Steve Kroft, which probably saved CBS News from a really ugly tug-of-war between Scott Pelley and Katie Couric.
Was the Rock behind this?
Side effect of the mission: Navy SEALs are hot, and an already-in-the-works project starring real SEALs could reap the benefits.
Pakistan's president: "He was not anywhere we had anticipated he would be."
Plus, Jimmy Kimmel wins the night as far as bin Laden death monologues, in our regular late-night roundup.
Things hadn't really been the same since he got his new iPhone.
"Basically, what we’ve done is taken away the image they are most proud of, the face of the franchise so to speak, and now they have to regroup to keep their image alive."
Reassessing the president's performance at the White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend.
Is the Global War on Terror over? Is Obama a 2012 shoo-in?
Bin Laden's dead body has been preserved, on ice, for nearly ten years.
The song's YouTube video page was flooded with Bin Laden comments last night.