Pretty much exactly how we imagined him.
Seized along with five computers and 100 flashdrives.
"You want to alienate Pakistan, you will be a loser."
Al Qaeda: "What is coming is greater and worse."
Everybody else — too bad.
He says Bin Laden's wife never caused trouble.
Obama is Captain America, naturally.
This won't help convince Pakistani citizens that we're not in cahoots.
Yes, this French television station went there.
He was a big fan of "Chinchillas in a Wine Glass."
Sixty-four percent think Obama made the right call.
And it wasn't even sarcastic!
The U.S. tries to interview bin Laden's widows.
Al Qaeda also acknowledged bin Laden's death.
Finding bad guys the right way.
"We want freedom. That's what we care about. Not Osama bin Laden."
The CIA had been watching bin Laden from a safe house nearby.
It's the return of Alphacat.