Mark Shaiman to Serve as Oscars’ Musical Director, Genitalia Fondler
"I’m definitely going to be kissing members of all sexes. Groping the genitalia of anyone onstage … I plan on being the Adam Lambert of the Academy Awards."
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"I’m definitely going to be kissing members of all sexes. Groping the genitalia of anyone onstage … I plan on being the Adam Lambert of the Academy Awards."
'Valentino The Last Emperor' was shortlisted for the Oscars, but not 'The September Issue.' Drama!
Yes, 'Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel' is totally going for it.
"They are both fantastic. Steve actually gave me a lot of funny hints last year."
"It wasn’t that she turned us down."
They'll co-host March 7's Oscar ceremony.
They turned down an offer to host as a pair, says Nikki Finke.
The producers of the 2009 Oscars, Larry Mark and Bill Condon, apparently turned the gig down.
"Structure the broadcast around the top 10 like 'American Idol,' and gradually count down the vote tabs from #10 to #1 throughout the program to create suspense."
L.A. 'Times' awardsologist Tom O'Neil, who confesses "I haven't seen 95% of these films either," weighs in on Vulture's picks.
See our premature picks for nominations in the five major categories, based on things we read on Twitter and our own infallible intuition.
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