The answer is infinity.
The producers of the 2009 Oscars, Larry Mark and Bill Condon, apparently turned the gig down.
Reports say AMPAS is hoping the actor can make magic twice.
Four reasons this little movie is no underdog.
"Structure the broadcast around the top 10 like 'American Idol,' and gradually count down the vote tabs from #10 to #1 throughout the program to create suspense."
L.A. 'Times' awardsologist Tom O'Neil, who confesses "I haven't seen 95% of these films either," weighs in on Vulture's picks.
See our premature picks for nominations in the five major categories, based on things we read on Twitter and our own infallible intuition.
Will the high price of security at MJ's funeral cost the Oscars?
Among the famous people invited to join as voting members are stars who either hosted, won awards, or helped out at last year's Oscar ceremony.
More changes are in store for the Oscars next year.
We still don't think AMPAS will nominate movies people have actually seen.
Two times the Jackman!
The Academy has increased the number of Best Picture nominees from five to ten!
But will she take his advice?
And they claim it's because of the Winter Olympics. Ha!
Or he thinks it's sex. Either way, he thinks it has no place at the Oscars, which is basically like saying there's no place for lap dances in Atlantic City.