Walt and Jesse's partnership comes to fisticuffs.
The brilliant second season comes to an end, and Chris Rock says hi.
She shows up to visit '90210' fetishist Adam and gives him the strength to actually win something.
Ron and Sammi whine, Snooki yells at a priest, and Pauly and Vinny impersonate themselves.
Recall all the ways in which last night's season premiere was amazing.
What do you do when you know where this is all headed, and it's not good?
Don Draper and Gus Fring: secret-identity hermanos?
Plus: The Jury House cures cancer!
Why can't they all just get along? Well, because that would eliminate the show's reason for being.
Mike's head-butting the wall will be played in highlight reels, and at his funeral when he dies of self-inflicted blunt trauma.
The robot returns, and our recapper tries to match him zing for zing.
It's harder to look at these people's self-inflicted financial stresses without quivering in frustration.