Sookie, agent of light.
A truckload of coal, jammed down your stocking by the world’s most resentful Santa.
This season, nearly over, has flexed its chops to tell stories that are bleaker than ever before.
"I’m putting Vaseline on my face, I’m taking my earrings outs, I’m putting my hair up, and I’m beating the crap out of her."
Ninety minutes, Lifetime? Ninety minutes!?! That's just cruel.
Did Alex make a power play during 'Power Lunch' and steal Ed's pea purée?
Our critic is thoroughly mortified.
Can you handle an hour of pure, unadulterated Tommy at his absolute worst?
Destitution be damned, Teresa wants her tenth anniversary to be special.
On kids, artists, and pirates.
Teresa looks at her possible future, but remains in denial.
Reality TV sometimes pulls the curtains back a little too far on certain personalities.
In which we say good-bye to the show that both pained and amused us for four long years.