How Barney met his father.
More concepts than season three of Donald Trump’s ‘Celebrity Epistemologist.’
You were not drafted to be on this show, Dionne. The Dell Dude would’ve filled your seat with an enthusiasm that would’ve made our hearts sing!
The Henricksons' saga comes to an end.
Vinny's earrings turn him into a bejeweled monster, Pauly D decides which hookups stay or go, and the inevitable SamRon suicide/murder grows closer.
'Queen of Jordan' takes over '30 Rock' and introduces us all to Blurry Face Syndrome.
Scotty is becoming an exact doppelgänger of George W. Bush. By the end of this season he will at least own a baseball team.
Last night's most true statement: "I don’t want to see Mike Isabella topless. And you don't either."
This week's Fierce Roast coffee commercials were not fierce.
"But think of it, gentlemen: what if they sang a song from the year they will die?"
Plus a whole lot of logos, and shots of Steve Ells looking miserable.
The Gallagher parents continue their reign of terror.
Did you go into this episode with PMA? We hope so.
Unless I have fallen asleep and this is some sort of dream I’m trapped in, things have gone waaaay off course at some point.
"For all we know, you're probably on birth control pills. Stop crying."
No beard-shaving this time.