The secret is out.
"It’s like all natural phenomena and all of human culture are merely instruments through which Steve Ells can more closely examine the viability of concepts."
Someone jumped in the Ganges river last night, while other teams played with poop. Seriously.
She responds to budget constrictions by basically saying, “Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa! I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away!”
You could have seen those impressions coming.
The bitches are back.
He wonders what has gone wrong in his life that he will actually miss an 'Idol' contestant.
But Tyra's not happy about it.
Does a top-to-bottom revamp make this show any better?
"So, Will.I.Am is on the show every week, now? It is seriously giving me anxiety that his presence on the show appears to be open-ended."
"Never let it be said that Bobby Flay is not a man obsessed with dipping sauces."
When Phil Rizzuto said “we got a real pressure cooker going here” in “Paradise by the Dashboard Light," he was talking about the empty overheating cauldron socked squarely between Meat Loaf’s ears.
The roomies get back together one more time to parse a season's worth of poop and borderline assault.
This is the “fall back” side of the daylight saving time seesaw that balances out the “spring forward” of the Judges’ Save.
The finale version of Restaurant Wars went a lot better than the regular kind!
"I wonder what the ratio of early/good to late/garbage will be in the songs we hear."
This week: One contestant will be named Lord of the Pod People.