"I wanted a little girl, but there weren't any."
Most of the debate centers around Camille's divorce and Taylor's lip.
Sammi hitting Ron, some analingus, and dogs watching roomies have sex. What didn't this episode have?
He wonders whether the dueting exes are really suited for the reunion the judges hope and pray for.
This was chaotic even by '30 Rock' standards.
"I guess when you looked in me, you forgot about my balls."
Seems a little hard to believe that Leslie Knope was once set up as the stooge of 'Parks and Recreation.'
Jerome Bell gets through with the loudest version of "Let's Get It On" you've ever imagined. That song is about sex, does he know that?
Review the winning and losing collections from last night's season finale.
Our weekly Reality Index returns from winter break.
"I'm willing to put this whole thing behind us if you'll just let me borrow an old lady for a few hours."
As per the 'Real Housewives' handbook, all grudges come to a screaming head in the season finale.
With Snooki out of jail, she takes a hard look at her own drinking, and she and JWOWW take a longer look at love. Or the 'Jersey Shore' equivalent.
"Would you feel comfortable doing things a prostitute does? Minus the money?"