"They want me!"
You know what they say, if a piano is mentioned in the first act, somebody's going to get off on it in the third.
But the hope is that this could be the first zombie story in a long while with both serious brains and “Braiiiiinns!”
"I'm just glad my last erection in life is with you."
If there was a rough consensus that last week's episode was the best one of the season, let's raise the ante right now.
But he does kiss Jason Sudeikis.
When the people arguing your case are Heidi Klum and Jessica Simpson ... you are in the weeds.
This week, everyone's off to see Jay-Z and smirk knowingly about Camille.
To be fair, they're tall and it's a long way down.
"I'm a monogamous social drinker and Claire only sleep-hits me."
"Expectations," as, uh, expected, deals with a number of beginnings.
The episode that could have truly transgressed was actually one of the more traditional 'Glee' shows.
Excellent question, 'HIMYM.'
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