We still haven’t the foggiest idea what "The Event" could be, but at least we’re starting to understand how a typical episode of 'The Event' will play out.

Love and anger on this week's episode of 'Gossip Girl.'

"I’ve taken it slow before, it did not work out so good."

"You complete me ... " Ha!

"I've never been mugged before. This neighborhood has been gentrified for years!"

"I ain't going to build no bookshelf."

Danger is coming! Will must stop it! But first: He must find a classic film on DVD!

Improvisation is good for sketch comics, jazz musicians, and 'MacGyver,' but not so much for serial killers.

One of our commenters declares the week's best comments.

Could you have a more pain-in-the-ass client?

Opprobrium from all corners, righteous indignation rules the day.

"These paps aren’t gonna smear themselves!"

"Back in the day they had the prophecy that one day there would be the pimp of all pimps."

"As diverse as a Wilco concert."

"Oh my God, did you write this?"

Also watch André Leon Talley tell a girl not to spread her legs when she's sitting on a wrestler.

"It was the nineties. We'd just lost Princess Di. I was at sea.”

"The stiffer the better."

"I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I guess I don't have to — I think Mary Lou Retton's, like, an orphan or something."