She won't give borrowed jewelry back.
"There is nothing else to do."
"I mean, how can you be unhappy if you pick up a big pink bag?"
Styled by Mary Fellowes and with makeup by Kate Lee.
She tweeted about it yesterday.
It's one of the things they do best.
By cleaning up Hollywood for a few hours.
Plus, Johnny Knoxville admits that he is a douche, on our regular late-night roundup.
"Leslie Wolfowitz, an Upper West Side mom, disapproves of the too-sexy way her 13-year-old dresses for bar mitzvahs."
"This show will give viewers a glimpse of the real Paris and her life, which is sometimes quite amazing."
Lindsay's a diabetic, duh.
They're fine with used panties and tentacle porn, but not this.
This is not news to Paris Hilton.
"A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her snatch."
Plus: Tommy Lee no longer least responsible member of his family.
Paris is banned from the Wynn Las Vegas, and LiLo might have a half-sister.
Hilton could face four years in prison; the 'True Blood' cast bailed on their Emmy party.
The hair and makeup looks great, but her pose is a tiny bit off.
Levi Johnston wishes he never apologized, and LiLo gets pulled over again.