The system isn't broken, people!
Plus, she has not been practicing for 'Letterman.' Seriously.
Also, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have their first public fight, Taylor Momsen eats teenage boys for breakfast, and Kid Rock thinks Twitter is "gay," in today's gossip roundup.
Meanwhile, Cameron Diaz has signed on to play Seth Rogen's love interest, and this thing with Kate Hudson and A-Rod is STILL happening, in today's gossip roundup.
This is one of the only times we can imagine we've shared the same emotion as the self-styled lifestyle guru.
It's understandable: They both have hot abs, but Sean can discuss shoes! More celebrity hookups, breakups, and breakdowns in our daily gossip roundup.
And Liz Earle is launching a breast-firmer this fall.
Because now Gwyneth does everything that previously required the handling of experts.
Great Scot! Also, Dakota Fanning goes goth, topless photos of Megan Fox get "leaked," and more events infinitely stranger than anything the mind of man could invent, in our daily gossip roundup.
The Real Housewife was spotted freaking out at a Verizon store.
This time, it was outside the Waverly Inn, where he would obviously be outnumbered.
He reportedly said she is not a serious actress. And more celebrity feuds, in our daily gossip roundup.
The 'Grey's Anatomy' star is asking for more money than Julia Roberts and Anne Hathaway on her new film.
Okay. And more celebrity weirdness, in our daily gossip roundup.
Plus: Paris Hilton continues to be misunderstood.
The 'Gossip Girl' actor will star in the upcoming remake of 'Footloose.' That, and the rest of today's gossip.
And, Eva Herzigova wore another see-through dress! See these and more looks from Cannes.
The Yankee slugger has been squiring Kate Hudson around town. That, and all the rest of today's gossip.