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Parking

  1. You Don’t Have to Move Your Car Till MondayAlternate-side, suspended through Saturday.
  2. crimes and misdemeanors
    Be Careful When You Double-Park Your Car Full of HeroinOr be better at drugs.
  3. life imitating seinfeld
    In Which Two Child-Men Fight for Parking SpotOh, but it’s so much more than that. 
  4. life imitates the simpsons
    New York to Become a Little More Simpsons-LikeThe boot is back.
  5. Ballad of El Gordo,
    Kitchen Nightmares? On East Passyunk Ave., It’s More Like ParkingWith parking situation growing increasingly perilous, restaurateurs come up with a way to offset Gordo’s nightmares.
  6. here in my car
    Mayor Bloomberg Has Zero Sympathy for Parking Violators, Parent-MurderersHizzoner weighs in on the sticker debate.
  7. neighborhood news
    NYC Parking Meters Giving Way to Robot TakeoverThe new ones have Wi-Fi and speak seven languages.
  8. here in my car
    One of the Many Reasons You Don’t Own a Car in the CityA survey finds, predictably, that downtown Manhattan has the highest parking rates in the country.
  9. here in my car
    Street Parking to Potentially Get Significantly Less AnnoyingAlternate-side parking days could be cut in half.
  10. Mediavore
    Penn State Blocks Chick-fil-A From Imposing Its Values on Students; White DogPlus: Kuwait charges a blogger $18,000 in fines for writing a negative review of Benihana; and BJ’s Wholesale Club goes up for sale, all in our morning news roundup.
  11. nickel and dimed
    Old-Fashioned Manual Locomotion Becoming Increasingly AttractiveParking meters and MetroCards are up, and taxis might be next.
  12. MEDIAVORE
    Julia Child’s Posthumous Productivity; More on the Kwanzaa CakePlus: Jamie Oliver despises his wife, pizza wars, and more, all in our morning news roundup.
  13. here in my car
    City Councilman Proposes Common Sense Parking Ideas That Will Probably Never HappenWhy isn’t the no-parking zone around fire hydrants clearly marked?
  14. parking
    The Hidden Cost of the City’s Plan to Privatize Parking MetersChicago advises New York City not to follow in its footsteps.
  15. land of the free
    America Can’t Decide Where Muslims Are Supposed to Park, If AnywhereOn the street? No. In a parking lot? Also no.
  16. here in my car
    Insult to InjuryRecently deceased man gets parking ticket.
  17. neighborhood news
    Parking Sign Forces You to Ponder the Laws of the Universe“No Parking Other Times.”
  18. Superlatives
    Where Trader Joe’s Turns Into ‘The Pits of Hell’The “loop method” is to blame for the grocer’s hard-to-handle parking situations.
  19. desperate times
    Did This Man Deserve a Parking Ticket?Judge for yourself.
  20. parking
    City Council Overrides Bloomberg’s Grace-Period VetoScore one for the little guy.
  21. hipsters
    Religion and Bikes Do Not MixCyclists battle religious types in Williamsburg and Brooklyn Heights simultaneously.
  22. Beef
    Upstart Valets Could Become L.A.’s Latest TargetUnregistered valets are at the center of new city ordinances being considered.
  23. the third terminator
    Bloomberg Would Rather You Pay for That Parking TicketThe mayor is in a fight with the City Council over parking-ticket grace periods.
  24. early and often
    City Council Candidate Hopes to Annoy People Into Voting for HimWith fake parking tickets!
  25. the third terminator
    Mayor Bloomberg Will Help You Find a Parking SpotBloomberg makes some exciting new campaign promises that we don’t expect will ever happen.
  26. The City Is Forcing You to Commit Parking Violations NowThis was funnier on ‘Punk’d.’
  27. neighborhood news
    Angled Parking Spaces Throw Queens Streets Into ChaosDamn smart people, with your science!
  28. in other news
    Cop Beats Up Fellow Cop Over Parking-Ticket Snafu, Onlookers ApplaudRestless residents of the Bronx side with a police officer in a public tangle. Of course, it was only because he was kicking the crap out of another cop.
  29. in other news
    Or, You Could Just Keep Your Damned Car on Long IslandYou know what? Let’s just give up on this whole congestion- pricing business. We’re now convinced it’ll make no difference, anyway. Keeping a car in Manhattan is such a profoundly terrible idea, such a profoundly impractical one, that clearly those inexplicably sold on it won’t be deterred by a little additional fee. Witness a test case reported in today’s Times: A Long Island family that regrets not having snapped up a private parking space in Chelsea for $168,000 when they had the chance. Turns out it would have made a great investment property, with spaces in the neighborhood now going for $225,000. (The kicker is that, in several new condos, your $200,000 parking space comes with a $50 monthly maintenance. That’s right, for a swatch of poured concrete.) So who pays this kind of money? Well, our heroine is a Long Island mother of three kids, ages 7, 9, and 11, who is brought to Manhattan at least twice a week by “her children’s modeling schedules.” We rest our case. For Parking Space, the Price Is Right at $225,000 [NYT]
  30. the morning line
    Foiled • Six men from New Jersey and Philadelphia are charged with a bizarre plot to attack Fort Dix with assault weapons; this time, the Feds seem to have all the necessary goods on the plotters, including tapes of weapons training (in rural Pennsylvania!). [NYT] • A huge chunk of Albany’s political elite, from Eliot Spitzer on down, are poised to align themselves with Hillary Clinton in the ‘08 race. Lieutenant Governor David Patterson, Andrew Cuomo, Shelly Silver, et al are all in; Spitzer will announce from Statehouse steps this noon. [amNY] • Mike Bloomberg is not exactly kind to the city’s parkers (who can forget “Stop griping”), but at least he’s fair: The mayor’s annoyed with municipal workers who whip out government car placards in non-emergency situations, and wants to kill the perk. [NYP] • Noticed a rash of nasty labor disputes at big-name restaurants lately? So has the City Council. A new bill, to be introduced today, would empower the Health Department to crack down on eateries with labor and wage violations. Bring on the (inflatable) rats! [MetroNY] • And, teams of sewer workers — with names like the Tallman Island Turd Surfers and the Bowery Bay Bowl Busters — have competed in the twentieth annual Olympics of Sewage Treatment. The Bowery Boys won and will move on to the state finals. That is all. [NYDN]
  31. it just happened
    Amnesty LocalIn the face of citywide grumbling and tabloid pummeling (“Nix Those Tix!”), Mayor Bloomberg caved and ordered an amnesty on all alternate-side parking tickets issued Thursday and today, seeing how most of the ticketed cars were encased in marble-hard ice moguls. The pardon went out roughly 24 hours after the mayor told people to “stop griping” and, in our estimation, marks just about the first time Bloomberg backed down so swiftly on, well, anything. The amnesty was even accompanied by an apology, of sorts: “I’m sorry for the inconvenience to people, but you know you have to make decisions.” Indeed you do. Bloomberg Backtracks on Parking Tickets [NYT]
  32. the morning line
    Parking Wars • A riot is brewing — or, more likely, the tabloids are picking up some easy populist points — over Mayor Bloomberg’s failure to lift alternate-side parking rules during this week’s snowstorm. [NYDN, amNY] • Guess which single mayoral action is “tragic and misguided”, and will “degrade societal standards” — the smoking ban, LES rezoning, the 2012 Olympic bid? Wrong: it’s those damnable free condoms, according to Cardinal Egan and Brooklyn Bishop DiMarzio. [NYP] • We all know about the sex-offender registry, but what does one do with homeless sex offenders? Suffolk Country found one, vaguely medieval, solution: put them in trailers that are periodically rotated around the county. [Newsday] • MoMA director Glenn D. Lowry is even richer than we (and the IRS) knew: In addition to a jaw-dropping salary of $1.28 million a year, Lowry has been getting millions through a murky tax-exempt trust set up by the Museum’s benefactors. [NYT] • And in parting, this, from today’s OMG-straight-men-can-cook “trend” profile in the News : “I’m constantly bringing wild game back to my apartment, and my girlfriend and I sit outside and pluck it.” Don’t we all?[NYDN]
  33. the morning line
    It’s Not Easy Being a Hell’s Angel • Anyone who’s ever walked by the Hell’s Angels’ redoubt at 77 East 3rd Street knows the place is a bit creepy. But holy crap: After an injured woman was found outside, the police had to cordon off the block and use rooftop snipers, machine guns, helicopters, and a Bearcat vehicle to storm the mini-fortress. [amNY] • The Post whips out the trusty “Un-Fare” pun for an unpleasant little scoop: The much-covered Fulton Street Transit Center will force riders switching from, say, J to R trains to swipe their MetroCard twice. And suddenly, we couldn’t care less about the shape of its dome. [NYP] • If you’re at all hip, you know that the absolute trendiest thing to do is to beat the living shit out of someone and post the footage on YouTube. All the cool kids are doing it, including four aspiring documentarians on Long Island. One thing about video, however: It makes it awfully easy to identify the perps. [WNBC] • A Manhattan professor expresses parents’ overarching sentiment on the new school-bus routes, as quoted by the Times: “It looked as if a monkey had done it.” [NYT] • And if you like self-piloting trains and automated dry cleaning, you’ll love robotic parking. The first such garage opens this February in Chinatown; your car will be lowered through the floor on a moving platform and assigned a free space by a computer. One hopes without you still in it. [FoxNews]
  34. intel
    City to Build Bike Racks, Evict Clydesdales Yesterday we received a forwarded — actually, a several-times forwarded — press release from the New York City Department of Transportation. Next year, the city will expand the sidewalk into the street at the southeast corner of North 7th Street at Bedford Avenue in Williamsburg, removing several parking spots but creating space for more bicycle racks. The forwarders were enthusiastic: “A truly progressive move by DOT,” said one; perhaps the first time the city has removed vehicular parking spots to make room for bike parking, suggested another. But what does that corner look like at rush hour now? Photog and Williamsburger Everett Bogue checked it out on his way to work this morning, and we can’t help but wonder: Once the new bike racks go in, how will they get the Bud to Williamsburg? DOT to Widen Sidewalk & Install Bike Racks in Williamsburg, Brooklyn [PDF]
  35. intel
    Parking-Court ConfessionsHaskell Nussbaum is a former New York City parking-violations judge, and he just wrote a book called Beat That Parking Ticket, on how to, well, beat a parking ticket. Problem is, Nussbaum’s treatise doesn’t come out till the end of November — and you forgot to move your car this morning. Daily Intel to the rescue! We spoke to the judge yesterday, and he gave some time-honored tips for finagling your way out of a summons. We just happen to have a ticket right here for an expired meter. Any advice? Have you looked at it to make sure everything is filled in correctly, like the license plate, location, stuff like that? Those are technicalities that often work. Looking now, and it’s fine. Next? Well, if you almost made the meter, the best defense is to question whether it was operational — because it could have been fast. Meters break down so often, and almost every meter in the city has an administrative repair history that’s several screens long.