Look out behind you, America.
"My sneakers keep telling me to kill people."
"What you need to do is find yourself a new heart container and fill it, man."
Don't miss 'Clarissa: How One Woman Explained It All.'
Specifically, her shit.
She looks a lot like Queen Elizabeth II.
Fauxchella or Brochella?
No case is left open.
Never post on a message board without them.
Uh, what did you say, Kenickie?
"Terrific!! Thoughtful. Wonderful."
Sadly lacking in walk-offs.
Not a lot of teachable moments for women.
"I'm in the computer!"