"All these questions are too personal, sorry."
"I was like a young Harriet Tubman."
The Edge: "If he produces any [of the bad photos he has of us], he's a dead man."
That means he probably doesn't know about ours, either.
According to Chris Cuomo at least.
"I don’t care if your vagina wrote the fourth season of 'The Wire.'”
"A guy and a girl are in a bar and it’s late at night and things are getting really good and they decide to go home together."
"Reading about, like, the Nevada Senate race, that's as hardcore porn as you get."
"A friend of mine owns a Christmas-tree facility in Maine. I think I might be the official voice of that."
"In all honesty, I would say it's a lot closer to Kathy Bates in 'About Schmidt' than, like, Julianne Moore in 'Short Cuts.'"
"That set is just a love fest ... I did date one of the cast members already, so I'm done."
That's what she wants us to think.
"Every time I say we should bring back retarded, somebody says, 'Oh, guess what? My brother's retarded!'"
"I was mean to her. I was so mean to her!"
The magazine publisher reacts to some unpleasant news.
"You gotta be free, come on! It's 2011, goddammit."
Plus: "I don't know if I'm going to be in 'Men in Black 3.'"
"[Aronofsky’s] going to make it fantastic. There’s going to be some meat on the bones. There'll be something to think about as you leave the theater, for sure."