Three days to go!
Paul Ryan says he doesn't want poor people to die. What more do you people want, anyway?
It's something you read when you're "17 or 18 and feeling misunderstood."
By taking away their health care and teaching them self-reliance.
"To compare modern American battleships and Navy with bayonets — I just don't understand that comparison."
Make like a woman in a Mitt Romney ad and Google it.
Meanwhile, Joe Biden is worried that Paul Ryan is also afflicted.
Under fire from the Twitter parody police, the authors of a classic 2012 meme reveal themselves.
He mixed up his quarterbacks in Cleveland today.
"You could tell he was all jacked up on his P90X from listening to Rage Against the Machine."
One wash just isn't enough.
What took them so long?
Surely somebody does.
As personally as a couple of guys without vaginas can, anyway.
No onstage hugs this time.
His demonstrated understanding of the term "fighting season" was very impressive.