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Examining Our First Fashion Week Survival Kit

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Today, publicists for Peroni Italian Beer, a sponsor of Fashion Week, sent us a very generous survival kit to help us make it through the coming two weeks. It included a lot of useful things that will keep us feeling healthy enough and looking unhealthy enough to fit right in at the tents at Bryant Park. But some of the objects had us scratching our heads. What on earth, for example, do we need a gift certificate to a spa in Miami for? Below, we've divided the contents of the kit into two categories: things that we know the uses for and things that, well, we're not quite as sure about. Thanks, guys! This will really help! 1 tube deluxe body crème [For feeling soft while we look sharp.] 1 packet Emergen-C [For energy.] 1 pack Peroni mints [Because try as we might, we always end up having to talk to people.] 2 packets Advil [Since the above effort always gives us a headache.] 1 emery board [To sharpen our talons, of course.] 1 box TipToes [Well, we're certainly not going to be wearing flats.]