As adapted by Lost's Damon Lindelof.
It turns out clear eyes and full hearts can lose.
"Are you a draft dodger?"
Hint: It's about Coach and Tami.
But maybe with Peter Berg!
Gee, how'd he get the gig?
Texas forever. Or at least talking about Texas, forever.
"Miranda made a mixtape for me that was just, like, outrageous. It was so filthy!"
Which worked so well for 'Arrested Development,' 'Party Down,' and 'Veronica Mars.'
Plus: Taylor Kitsch to take his long hair on a 'Battleship'.
Plus: Martin Lawrence is coming back to the small screen!
Aliens are involved.
ESPN's '30 for 30' series, beginning tonight, is a lot better than you think it is.