Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook Settle

The first awesome divorce trial of the Summer of Splits comes to a bitter end.

Wow, Christie Brinkley Really Did Scratch Peter Cook’s Face Out of Pictures

And other notes — and more notable quotables! — from the summer's best divorce trial (so far).

Peter Cook: Persecuted for Pleasuring Himself

There are lots of reasons to dislike Christie Brinkley's ex, but should his porn viewing really be one of them?

Christie Brinkley Never Met a Cliché She Didn’t Like

And in day four of the Brinkley-Cook divorce trial, we find her new expert witness likes them also!

Lawyer Objects to Christie Brinkley’s Platitudes

On their third day in divorce court, Peter Cook's lawyer objects to Christie Brinkley's cliches.

Regis Philbin Wears a Speedo

That's right. The Rege fancies a banana hammock. Reflect on that for a moment, then click through to read about all of the other things the rich and famous did in the Hamptons this past weekend.

Peter Cook ‘Privately, Secretly’ Masturbated on the Internet

Still more niceties from the Brinkley-Cook divorce trial.

‘Hey There, I’m a Horny Dude, Spare Me the Philosophy and ‘Eff’ Me’

And other niceties from the first installment of the Cook-Brinkley divorce trial.

Peter Cook Is No. 1™

Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook's divorce trial begins today. They have prepared for their battle in different ways.

Joy Bryant Hates Your Manolos

The actress bans the Italian heels from her wedding, and other sun-streaked tidbits in our "silly but devourable" wrap-up of Hamptons happenings.

Peter Cook Primps for His Big Divorce

Christie Brinkley's ex gets a MAN-icure for the big day, Madonna's brother continues his bizarre publicity campaign, and Cindy Adams picks up on some 'Gossip Girl' rumors.

New York’s Greatest Divorces: Your Handy Guide

Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook's divorce will be messy, sure — but they've got nothing on Donald, Ron, and Rudy. Let's talk about legends, people.

The Brinkley-Cook Divorce: A Status Update

The Brinkley-Cook divorce circus comes to town next week. How are the main players feeling?

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Model Scorned

Christie Brinkley sets out to make sure her ex is publicly shamed.

Mr. Big Almost Gets Beat Up

The Ten Greatest Pop-Culture Devils of All Time

Quarterback Sacked

A Money-er Honey?

Gay Slur at the ‘Times’!

Enquiring Minds Want Cash