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  1. love stories
    Woman Who Married a Ghost Says Everyone Should Try ItThey met in 2014.
  2. deadpool
    Deadpool Was Movie Pirates’ Favorite Booty to Illegally Download in 2016Batman v Superman and Captain America: Civil War came in second and third.
  3. animal cruelty
    Australia Is Threatening to Kill Johnny Depp’s Dogs He has until Saturday to deport his two Yorkshire terriers, or else.
  4. This App Will Liberate Your Streaming Video So that’s cool.
  5. casting couch
    Hugh Laurie in Talks to Play Blackbeard on NBCArrrgh. (It was too easy. We had to.)
  6. Crime Scenes
    There are Lobster Pirates in SoCal Waters20 people were busted for illegally harvesting lobsters off the coast of Los Angeles
  7. Fox & Friends Possibly Unaware of GoogleThey got another easily checkable thing wrong this morning.
  8. There Are Now Occupy Wall Street ‘Pirates’Arrrr-cupy.
  9. pirates
    Michael Bay Is Making a Pirate Series for StarzYo ho ho and a gratuitous explosion of rum.
  10. Pirates
    Sometimes, Working at a Pirate Restaurant Pays OffA wannabe burglar breaks into a pirate-themed eatery, with poor results.
  11. Whale Wars Captain Paul Watson Embarks for LibyaBattling blue fin poachers in the no-fly zone.
  12. U.S. Navy Could Fight Pirates With LasaaarrrrsLasers.
  13. Indian Navy Captures 61 Somali PiratesAnd their “mother ship”!
  14. More Details Emerge About Americans Killed by Somali PiratesJean and Scott Adam of Southern California, and Phyllis Mackay and Robert Riggle of Seattle are the lost sailors.
  15. Four American Hostages Killed by Pirates Off the Somali CoastThey were captured on Friday.
  16. Somali Pirates Capture American CoupleThe couple had been cruising the world on a yacht.
  17. Pirates Had an Arrrrsome YearEven though nobody was paying attention to them.
  18. Marines Recapture Ship From Pirates, Remind Us That Pirates Still ExistWhoo!
  19. The Somali Pirate Sees the Error of His WaysAbdiwali Muse apologizes and pleads guilty.
  20. Somali Pirate ‘Appears Relaxed’ in CourtThe pirate, who has displayed a range of emotions since his arrest for the hijacking of the Maersk ‘Alabama,’ has leveled out.
  21. pirates
    Has Johnny Depp Lost Interest in Pirates of the Carribean 4?Dick Cook being axed by Disney certainly doesn’t help.
  22. pirates
    Blogger Escapes Movie-Piracy Arrest Thanks to Star of The HangoverIf you’re going to attempt to pirate a movie, you’d better be best friends with one of the film’s stars!
  23. Who Took the Maersk Alabama Booty?The Navy is investigating whether its own sniper team engaged in a little piracy themselves.
  24. Somali Pirate Is Confused, Terrified, and Wants to Talk to His MomAbduwali Abdukhadir Muse, the lone survivor of the group of Somali pirates that attempted to hijack the Maersk Alabama last month, pleaded not guilty today. And he had some other things to say, too.
  25. That Pirate Was Indicted YesterdayRemember the whole pirate thing? No? Maybe a little?
  26. Somewhat Interesting Pirate-Attack Video ReleasedThey hit my room, man, blew up my bed!”
  27. Bailouts, Bankers, Brackets, and Bo: Obama’s First 100 DaysLet’s relive all of the memorable moments we’ve already forgotten.
  28. Countries Pledge Pirate-Fighting MoneyBut will it be enough if Somalia doesn’t have access to better swashbuckling weapons?
  29. How to Defend a 21st Century PirateWe talk to an expert about what’s going to happen to New York’s most smiley new buccaneer.
  30. Nobody Knows How Old This Pirate IsWhat the hell, let’s just try him as an adult, then.
  31. Oh No, the Pirate Is Sad!It’s like he finally realized what a rotten situation this is.
  32. Why Is This Pirate Smiling?The teenage Somali pirate who survived his own crew’s attack on the Maersk Alabama arrived in New York last night.
  33. pirates
    Piracy Hits HomePras almost got killed! Yes, he’s still around!
  34. New York to Put Pirate on TrialSo start preparing for the trial of the century … the nineteenth century.
  35. Maersk Alabama Crew Returns Home!And Captain Richard Phillips is on his way.
  36. Dratch and Kind at 24 Hour MusicalsWhen they’re not Johnny Depp, they’re terrifying.”
  37. More Americans Evade PiratesBut this time, the would-be captors were using heavy artillery.
  38. Dolphins Join Fight Against the Scourge of PiracyTremble before nature, pirates!
  39. New Jersey Congressman Targeted by Militants in SomaliaThankfully, he was able to escape unscathed.
  40. Everything You Need to Know About What Went Down With the Pirates YesterdayAnd there’s a lot to know.
  41. Maersk Captain Freed, Three Somali Pirates KilledRichard Phillips of the Maersk Alabama is now back to safety.
  42. Pirates Playing Ever More Dangerous GameAnd yet, it is getting less and less fun.
  43. Maersk Captain Attempts Escape, Is RecapturedMeanwhile, both sides have called for reinforcements.
  44. Psychic Hillary Correctly Predicted 3 a.m. EmergencyAnd we all laughed at her!
  45. First Mate May Have Played a Role in Getting Somali Hijackers Off ShipAs it turns out, Sean Murphy is multitalented.
  46. American Ship Captain Valiantly Surviving in Somali Pirate CustodyAlso, enemy and ally ships are zooming in on the area.
  47. Somali Pirates Have Taken Captain HostageHalt the celebration. This morning’s pirate drama isn’t over yet.
  48. Somali Pirates Hijack Ship Full of Americans (Updated!)They’ve gotten a bit too cocky, it seems.
  49. leak of the week
    U2’s Record Label Hilariously Found Responsible for Accidental Leak of New U2 RecordAaaarrrrrr!
  50. booty
    Johnny Depp Cashes Out While Money Is Still Worth SomethingAccording to the ‘Daily Mail,’ Depp is being paid the totally reasonable sum of $56 million for ‘Pirates 4.’
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