Never get in any vehicle associated with Joe Biden in any way.
"Joe Stack, you are a true American Hero and we need more of you to make a stand."
He sounds like a tea partier, for one.
But what kind of physical contact remains a mystery.
A New York man gave people a fright this weekend.
We have our guesses.
Woman caught smoking on plane flying into JFK. Her ex isn't surprised.
Airline passengers' holiday spirit is tested by crowds, long lines.
Imagine, being treated like a human being despite having bought a plane ticket.
A 20-lb engine part falls off a Delta jet.
The police found the burned and bruised men sitting and waiting at a nearby bus stop.
As "PJ" culture adjusts to the post-TARP world order, the iconic status of Manhattan’s most elite jetport is up for grabs.
... but a number of professional skydivers did.
We can handle the sight of an airplane. Thanks, though.
Memo shows the FAA knew the White House photo op would freak people out.
Doesn't anyone in the White House know how to use Photoshop?
Buildings were evacuated downtown after planes and fighter jets were seen circling the city.
Score one for the terrain-bound forces of good.
And we all know who to blame.